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24
Dec/2009

Yup

by Secktre

Purely amazing, right? First off, I hope you guys have an fun Christmas Eve! Santa's taking his pre-Christmas break ^.^ You can only imagine what he and Mrs. Claus are doing right now ;). Anywho... This particular blog will be about...Spastic polar bears o_o.... or about recent developments in the Fish Net-Weaving Business. Whichever, you prefer .
Actually, this blog will be about how amazingly uncool I am. Clumsy and twitchy. I'm the only waitress at work that runs into the tables and trips over chairlegs -_-. Its quite embarrassing,really. I get really nervous around guys. I stutter and say odd things.
Guy: Hey, Malissia, how're you do---
Me: W-would you survive the zombie apocalypse!?
Guy:...
Me: Yeah, didn't think so. I have to go now, my ride's here .
In the Car:
Me: .< Why!!!??? Why, Malissia, WHY!!??
See? Lack of anything close to cool. Most people wear sun glasses. I prefer kitty ears to shield my eyes from the sun o_o (My logic is perfect). My very first date with a guy, I was really nervous. I didnt want him to think that I was a complete nerd, so I didn't wear my glasses to the date and told him they weren't prescription when he asked about them. I ran into one of the tall white pillars and then into the coin fountain thing.
It was a disaster. I didn't know that we were going to see a movie. We ended up having to return home for my glasses >.<
I am a relationship accident WAITING to happen. Yea. That is all.>

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12/26/2009 09:57:46 ... ... Actually i think your fun having around ... I may be not as clumsy ... but whe it comes to (st)uttering total nonsense, we're even. Btw, Yes i would survive the first week of the Zombie-Apocalypse ... After that week I would change the sides