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Posted On: 12/24/2009 15:16:50
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Purely amazing, right? First off, I hope you guys have an fun Christmas Eve! Santa's taking his pre-Christmas break ^.^ You can only imagine what he and Mrs. Claus are doing right now ;). Anywho... This particular blog will be about...Spastic polar bears o_o.... or about recent developments in the Fish Net-Weaving Business. Whichever, you prefer . Actually, this blog will be about how amazingly uncool I am. Clumsy and twitchy. I'm the only waitress at work that runs into the tables and trips over chairlegs -_-. Its quite embarrassing,really. I get really nervous around guys. I stutter and say odd things. Guy: Hey, Malissia, how're you do--- Me: W-would you survive the zombie apocalypse!? Guy:... Me: Yeah, didn't think so. I have to go now, my ride's here . In the Car: Me: .< Why!!!??? Why, Malissia, WHY!!?? See? Lack of anything close to cool. Most people wear sun glasses. I prefer kitty ears to shield my eyes from the sun o_o (My logic is perfect). My very first date with a guy, I was really nervous. I didnt want him to think that I was a complete nerd, so I didn't wear my glasses to the date and told him they weren't prescription when he asked about them. I ran into one of the tall white pillars and then into the coin fountain thing. It was a disaster. I didn't know that we were going to see a movie. We ended up having to return home for my glasses >.< I am a relationship accident WAITING to happen. Yea. That is all.>
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